Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Jefferson

An annoying customer service worker here at urban dictionary who never senders your questions

Oh jefferson, yeah I asked him a question, and he just ignored me

by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019

Jefferson

I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.

I love Jefferson

by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024

josiah jefferson

a name for someone who is your first love, the one you thought you thought you'd spend your life with. the one who you wanted to be with forever, but also the one who left. yes with good reason, but damn do you miss them. its been over a year and no relationship you go into feels the same. they stay on your mind constantly, and you hope to pull them back because you know they're still in love with you too. you will never let this person go.

Josiah Jefferson, my first love, my soulmate, and also my biggest regret.

by weareoneofthesame October 15, 2022

Jefferson Square Apartments

Affordable housing in Detroit’s Jefferson Chalmers neighborhood, built in ’79. Known locally as part of “The Blue Zone” because of Rollin’ 60s Crips presence and the neighborhood’s deep working-class roots.

“Don’t sleep on them Jefferson Square Apartments—built in ’79, but the block’s history and The Blue Zone vibes run deep.”—Eastside local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair

Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up

by diggs.stan July 20, 2017

Jefferson

Doesn't like attention is kinda shy, he can really get u mad withought trying. center of the universe for no reason. KA88

slide the books. chess player. gardener, lechero and engineer. God blesss u ;) SSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssss caille

averrrrrrrrrrrrrr Clown K

"jefferson really didn't like me" ur annoying and ill see u in the

by KA88 November 22, 2021