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Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
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by Cannabislector December 4, 2017
Get the Jamie mug.Basically it’s that scrawny lanky ginger kid from like year 7 or something that no matter what you’re doing, or where you are he’ll think your talking about him, insulting him or dating his mum and dads name. Also whenever he loses at something no matter what it is he tries to make up a fucking excuse so it doesn’t look like he’s a complete failure. Oh and if you beat him at anything that he asked you to do or take part in he’ll change the rules so it looks like he didn’t lose.
Lucas: OMG Kieran I watched this anime hentai stuff yesterday it was like so good.”
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”
Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”
Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.
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