One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.
Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
by Iloveafs May 23, 2017
Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!
by Ali B Skeeterman April 10, 2019
tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017
Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.
by Tay_is_the_bomb1234 October 27, 2018
A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".
Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018
A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".
Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!
by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018