funky jackhammer

Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing

Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy

by ExtraSauceBoss October 29, 2020

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 04, 2020

jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.

He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.

by kmrtnz April 25, 2022

Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!

by Chifoxykit January 05, 2025

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013

Spicy Jackhammer

When you fuck her so hard she bleeds

I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl

by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019