When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
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Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
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Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
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Why am I such a Jefferson. I wish I was better. I wish I would let myself change, I’m such a Jefferson for being loyal even though it shouldn’t matter.
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