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Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020
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Jefferson

I hate Jefferson, hes so annoying.
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Jefferson

A girl who rarely falls in love, but when she does, she falls hard. She doesn’t want to lose someone that she loves, and cuts her relationships short selfishly to protect herself. She is scared she will never be good enough for her crush and knows there is someone better out there for them. She loses herself throughout the years and doesn’t know who she is.
Why am I such a Jefferson. I wish I was better. I wish I would let myself change, I’m such a Jefferson for being loyal even though it shouldn’t matter.
by AriesRam May 15, 2023
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Justin Jefferson

He can get every hour of the day, he js so fine and he can fuck me all day long`
by ilovejjetas November 25, 2023
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Jefferson

A young talented boy that is very handsome person all the girls love him. He’s 6,1 very tall man.
Person1 Zamn is that daddy jefferson?
Person2 OMG it is 😻
by Yodaddynutz November 22, 2021
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