Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.

I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.

by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024

Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"

Palestine is Israeled.

by 3exmachina December 26, 2023

full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".

So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?

by inconcievable September 29, 2025

Israeled

Achieving amazing results, given the very difficult surrounding environment.

Bill israeled the ski race course given the very windy conditions.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews

Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.

by k1ked1ke January 16, 2024

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023