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Israel, the nation of the indigenous Hebrews aka Jews aka Israelis aka Zionists. Israel is also called Zion. Zion appears in the Old Testament 152 times as a title of Jerusalem; over half of these occurrences appear in two books, the Book of Isaiah (46 times) and that of Psalms (38 times). It appears seven times in the New Testament and five times in quotations from the Old Testament. Israel existed thousands of years before Romans invaded and colonized the indigenous Hebrews and renamed the area Syria-Palestina. Jesus, a Jew was born in Judea before the area was renamed by the Romans. Jews have maintained a presence in Israel for thousands or years.

Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.

The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.

Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Israel is the national Jewish homeland.
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
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Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."
by US-IL February 17, 2025
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Israeled

When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).
The natives finally israeled their land.
by Shaylene January 8, 2024
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Israel

A definition to describe someone has stole or take ur stuff that u let it borrow
Mahmud: hey Abdul have u see my pen?
Abdul:john Israeled ur pen!
John:Come on guys its not me
Abdul:i saw u take Mahmud's pen to home yesterday now admit
John:okay okay i Israeled Mahmud's pen
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result
Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"
by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
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Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024
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