The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
by ColdFusion December 22, 2004
British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously
by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017
When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
by OfficialArbys June 02, 2023
I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!
by carlamg May 25, 2007
by Craigopolis July 30, 2019
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
John - "Heh... yeah"
by sirdefenition April 18, 2017