On Shore Help

This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.

" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."

Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"

LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."

Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."

Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"

by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010

Help with homework

If one says that another is coming over to “Help with Homework”,
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.

Brother: Why is your Boyfriend here?
Sister: So he can Help with homework

Brother, all knowing: *laughs*

by AtHomeTutor May 20, 2020

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Godless help

Godless help. This refers to a situation when a unintelligent person with atheistic spiritual views tries to mock other people with religious beliefs, mostly belonging to certain religious groups/religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc.

jeez that moron only brings godless help to those grammies at the church

by punrigby November 22, 2021

Extra-help

Thank god it exists. For those times when that lab or homework just doesn't make sense.

Damn, this Algebra homework makes no sense. I'm gonna go in for some extra-help in the morning.

by JayAre12 October 16, 2010

help me

A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.

help me im bored

by Letyoudown March 11, 2022

HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018