the person who's personal belongings are frequently being peed on by angry hoardes of acquaitances. The Ian is horrendously bad looking with crooked spine , yellow teeth & an awkward sense of humour that leaves the masses wondering what the hell.
Favourite passtimes include cyberbulling, mind games, and playing laser tag.
Favourite passtimes include cyberbulling, mind games, and playing laser tag.
by canadaskunky February 11, 2019

The most honest guy you will ever meet. He won't lie to you if your outfit is mismatched. Ian's are very attractive and they can you make you melt from the inside out with happiness. Sometimes they will have bad days but they still are kind to you. Ian would never betray you because they care about you too much to let you get hurt. Ian's are really good people in general and you should try to be friends with one.
by crackhead_hooman May 29, 2020

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”
by Kahd May 3, 2020

Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat
by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018

Ian makes a gay joke to make the gay pride kid in friendgroup mad. Tries to be a good friend and a good joke maker but fails miserably. Tries to apologize éxito the gay kid
by Kim’s January 16, 2020

by Mari FN March 19, 2020
