Israel

Shit.

Oh, there's a dog israeling on the streets, yuck!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Israeled

Being subjected to racism, bigotry, gaslighting, or moving goal posts for simply being right.

Jon was Israeled for saying Trump didn’t win the 2020 election.

Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing

by SkepticOptimist January 18, 2024

israel

someone who loves men.

i would never consider myself to be an israel. their mouths are just too dirty

by allhailL June 24, 2024

Israeled

To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.

“The man Israeled John’s hat and would not give it back”

by Intergalactic Word Guy January 4, 2024

Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.

"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."

by US-IL February 17, 2025