I love you too

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

i love you more

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

by Sean Deery December 9, 2008

I Love You Handshake

The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).

It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.

Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?

Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.

Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.

by Captain Snazzy February 17, 2010

I love you too

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

I love you, but fuck!

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

by beatyourchildren December 22, 2009

i love you slut

someone who uses the phrase I LOVE YOU too often

Charlene:"Omg! I like totally love you girl!"
Charlene again:"I love you SO much Anthony, its not even funny!"
Katie:"You're such an I love you slut Char!"

by amazingirl January 7, 2009

I love you

I love you are 3 word which switch u out from reality... they can destroy your life or make your life better but in more cases it will destroy it :) im just saying my own opinion but loving someone is really hard so first think then say it or write it :) okay so this is little warning to think about who u really love because that person which you could love can be really asshole and make just fun from u or he can change his feelings to you

Your dream boy/girl : I love u
You: I love u more

You: I love you
That piece of shit which will make you sad: I DONT :)

You: But I love you

Someone: It changed please dont disturb me

by Juliathelostone March 16, 2019