how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo

absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it

ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew

by laufeyismybae October 15, 2023

I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

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343: I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs

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0:i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 8, 2024