I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

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.9.I Get Head.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

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i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

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Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

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