I Don't Give a Lol

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.

Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.

by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004

I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

by Pocahotbooty April 25, 2014

I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

by who.rly.cares March 21, 2019

I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it

Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple

by nippleface33 April 2, 2013

I don't like that stuff

A versatile phrase which one may use when describing a particular thing he/she dislikes.

"My teacher was such a bitch today, she gave me a detention."
"Ew, I don't like that stuff."

"Hey, you wanna go get some ice cream?"
"I don't like that stuff."

by IDLTS V.P. April 22, 2009

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"

1- A phrase shouted at someone who doesn't want to do something, usually a group activity in which the entire group makes fools out of themselves 'for the lulz.'

2- A phrase shouted at anyone who doesn't want to do something for varying reasons.

3- A phrase shouted at anyone who posts a picture of a clancer on any popular internet forum.

4- A phrase which can be yelled at anyone who is being a pussy in any situation imaginable.

"I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Don. "GOD! You are such a pussy."

by KKKlancer November 30, 2007