I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.
by KL MB February 21, 2013
Get the I am not a bearmug. What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.
Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager
by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019
Get the I am the managermug. When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males
Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.
by Night's Bane June 13, 2021
Get the i am on chromemug. by liampayne365 October 4, 2021
Get the i am lookingmug. When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
Get the I am a turtlemug. I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool I am pool
by I am pool April 19, 2021
Get the i am poolmug. by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019
Get the I am grootmug.