hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 02, 2020

Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.

Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."

by Guido Pepperoni January 04, 2022

hoss nut

What high schoolers who go to ratchet schools say as an “insult”

Dan: you’re so stupid
Sam: yeah you are, hoss nut *rolling eyes*

by Baddddbabbbbyy October 21, 2020

Doing a Hoss

Going round in circles, rarely doing anything and when they do they do it wrong. Also lacks any skills

I hate group work there is always one member doing a Hoss.

by EscobarJimenez May 02, 2018

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 30, 2022

Potty-Hoss

Someone who known for pooping several times a day, typically, at inopportune times.

It's craig's turn, but that Potty-Hoss is dropping a deuce... AGAIN!!!

by Joey Ballsagna August 25, 2019