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Holden

The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.
I'M HOLDEN A BOMB
by FGNSomeone March 7, 2024
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Holden

When a person has the highest level of knowledge and skill to perform any trade.
Oh yeah he's a Holden, he's the best at everything .
by Hdwag January 12, 2022
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Holden Abang

Holden Abang you’re so fucking dumb but I love you
by micheal jorsen August 25, 2021
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Holden

To some people he's your best friend, to others he's your worst nightmare!

(I typed this one Ian)
"Holden is my best friend!" screamed Ian
"Holden tried to kill me once!!!" replied Oliver
by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 17, 2022
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Holden VL

The single BEST car ever made in the history of earth
"Hey dude I just bought a manual Holden VL!"
"Omg dude you are so lucky!"
by HoldenLover December 16, 2021
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Holden's Counterpart

A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.

He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.

You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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holden michael billiot

Someone who is very hot.He is hot from head to toe.He is the best friend you can have.
Me:Holden Michael Billiot is so hot.
by geuis November 25, 2017
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