Heisenberg

Another name for white people.

Look here, you white, so you are Walter White, so you Heisenberg....

Look at that Heisenberg over there drinking that pumpkin spice latte.

I was riding with my one Heisenberg friend, he got pulled over by the cops, and they let him go without a ticket!

by Bro Bo Stevenson December 21, 2017

Cock Hoist

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.

Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!

by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ January 31, 2007

Hoist

to hoist, to be hoistable, to hoist with enthusiasm

Get a hoist up ya!

by adz March 5, 2003

your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005

Hoist That Rag

A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.

A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"

by The Ghost of Thom Joade January 16, 2016

Hillbilly Hoist

A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.

Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.

by Red March 29, 2005