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HND

HND stands for Horizontal Naked Dance on the website SparkLife. It is a euphemism for sex employed by both the site's paid bloggers and its users.
In this example, a SparkLife user is writing to the advice columnist Auntie Sparknotes for help.

LW: Auntie, I want to do the HND with my boyfriend but I don't want to get pregnant.
Auntie: When you decide to HND, it's important to use protection! Here are some HND-safety resources.
by nobody8888 June 29, 2011
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HNJB

"homo-nigger-jew-bitch" save this insult for anyone thats not any of these, dont be hatin on homos, black people, jews.... but the bitch part is ok!
you lint licker! ..oh yeah? well YOUR MOM IS A HNJB!!
by your moms boyfriends cousin February 14, 2010
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Related Words
HNIC HN hnng hnd HNG HNL hnk hnm hnc HNB

HNYE

HNYE!
by Rainy_Potato December 30, 2017
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h/n

1:Hot or not
If the person says h it means they think you're hot if they say n it means they think you're not hot.
2:Hate or not
If the person says h it means they hate you if they say n it means they don't hate you.
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet December 18, 2017
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hnfi

Have no fucking idea
Q:What time is it?
A:Hnfi, am i a watch?
by Boozy-Woozy February 22, 2010
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HNS

DAMM Jim, that guy has some bad HNS!
by keesville September 24, 2015
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hnm

“I ate Ice Cream today!”
“hnm(how nice man)”
by zuccify November 10, 2018
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