halerious

A common misspelling of the word 'hilarious', mostly used over the internet when large handed people with toes for fingers try to type too quickly

"lol im halerious"
"yes but you're 'halerious' because you can't type properly, Caoimhe you illiterate buffoon"

by viciously judgemental hat September 4, 2016

vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Nigga Hieroglyphics

Emojis.

Me: Yo, can you read me this text?
Friend: naw, homie. It's written entirely in nigga hieroglyphics

by ZEROMACHER July 25, 2015

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

hilar

the short version of the world "hilarious" often used when chatting via im.

"man did you see tanya fall on her ass the other day?"
"yeah that was hilar."

by hilartimesonethou April 2, 2009

hikertrash

Anyone who has spent more hours of their life on a trail than in their own bed and has no regard left for table manners, toilet etiquette, or similar societal norms like when to fart, burp, and shower. Generally very loud people--habits picked up on the trail to scare away natural wildlife. They're always looking for a) more food, b) another destination to go in the wilderness and c) a new way to poop, or, as they'll call it, biff.

Don't underestimate them. They can disappear in a moments notice and live off the grid for weeks on end. Typically, they always have a knife, three ways to start a fire, some gorp, and a tent on them at all times.

Mind the smell--the last time they showered was probably at least a month ago.

They are the outdoorsy version of white trash.

Dude, I went hiking with these two guys I ran into on the trail--total hikertrash! They were walking around buck nude except for their packs, and the smell was worse than something out of my dog's anus.

by arc.t415 November 14, 2018