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hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
by bcer420 January 5, 2024
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hike j

Hike j is a small artist (at the time of writing this) in the rap genre he makes great music
Someone: have you listened to hike j?

Someone else: nah
by Hike j lover January 8, 2024
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hiked up

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018
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fancy hike

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.
Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
by Bunch of Numbers July 5, 2023
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Avid Hiking

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking
by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016
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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Big Pink Sink January 27, 2024
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Fallon Hike

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike
I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?
by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019
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