Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022

bradley hospital

It is hell it is a place where they make guinea pigs out of children beat them and sexually assault them never send your child there regardless of the circumstances this place must be shut down

Bradley hospital

by George stone May 30, 2022

Aventura Hospital

The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.

Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now

Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish

Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you…

by Bambianca December 25, 2021

Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.

“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”

by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022

Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all

Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?

by No user February 19, 2021