Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

by SufferingxArtist October 23, 2008

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

herpes duplex

Far worse than the traditional herpes simplex. This is a case of herpes infecting both genitalia and mouth. So it is some nastee stuff. Steer clear.

You don't want that chick, she's a walking case of herpes duplex.

by bobert_ohio February 10, 2008

Herp-a-derp

Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".

"you herp-a-derp", "Herp-a-derp?", "What the Herp-a-derp?",

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011

herpes of the brain

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.

by Mansnake November 6, 2006

Super Herpes

When you hook up with someone who has an outbreak, and they make out with you, give you oral, and a rim job, you get herpes everywhere and it becomes super herpes.

Dude, that chick last night did everything to me, but turns out she had herpes now I got super herpes.

by The inventor of words April 18, 2009

gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.

by Sex Ed December 30, 2006