Norman Gunstined

When a bloke masturbates and uses a tissue to wipe the sprog off his cock but leaves a small piece of tissue behind on his cock.

"I just got norman gunstined , the mrs found a bit of tissue on my cock from when i had a wank this morning."

by tanka February 9, 2018

guenst

an individual who requires a heavy black bag on the head in an attempt to have any variety of sexual activity

My god girl... you are a guenst - up on your knees and put your head under the blanket!

by monkeysmomma December 14, 2008

guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. January 6, 2008

guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. January 6, 2008

guestage

Hybrid of Guest-Hostage, A guest that is required to be in a function or location at the behest of an influential third party.

I was a guestage at Lonny's horrible play, opening night no less, and I had to go because my girlfriend wouldn't give me any if I didn't support her gay roommate's theatric endeavors.

by Uzbek86 April 12, 2009

Guestapaloser

A yearly event in a random location organised by a legend where awesome things occur, normally ends up being rather painfull.

I can't wait for this years Guestapaloser?" "I wonder where we are going this time?

by Razor Blades December 3, 2011

Guestosterone

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.

Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013