Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater February 01, 2012
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Cum Gremlin

A female that enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Usually angry. Enjoys cum.
How’s my little cum gremlin doing?
by Therealcumgremlin February 09, 2021
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Cum Gremlin

Typically a female. Likes to fuck and lives off cum. Enjoys cold dark rooms full of alcohol, lube, and sex toys. Will sometimes demand sex. Gets slippery butter all over everything. Steals pickles. Cheese. Cum. Etc...
How’s my little cum gremlin doing?
by Therealcumgremlin February 09, 2021
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Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal
I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over
by Lizard.tits June 01, 2019
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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 29, 2020
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Butt Gremlins

The shits you get from eating after midnight
Man we shouldn't had stopped at that diner last night. I have a bad case of the butt gremlins.
by MisterVister February 20, 2015
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Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.
Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog
by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021
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