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Governmentilate

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")
"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."
by KazzyKing June 9, 2013
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Government camp

by Colorqueen May 5, 2016
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Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.
Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"
by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017
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Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.
I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.
by Just another rando December 24, 2021
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media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.
The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.
by fundybrewer September 28, 2017
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The Government

The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.
Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'
by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020
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Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico
Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
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