Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

gopher shit

Gopher Shit is used to describe a nasty little man, or woman. They tend to be brownish, and small. Just like Gopher Shit. A person who is described as a piece of "Gopher Shit" is usually untrustworthy, dark, weak, and senile. The piece of Gopher Shit is also false, and filthy, The piece of Gopher Shit is also untrustworthy and undependable, it should be discarded.

Mark looks is a piece of Gopher Shit

Jose is so nasty, he's nastier than Gopher Shit

Juan looks like Gopher Shit

Juanita is so dark, darker than gopher shit

by Bugatti July 13, 2014

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Gooter lover

Someone who is attracted to gooters.

That guy sure is a gooter lover.

by JAMES BRADY June 21, 2017

Goiterbeard

A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

That goiterbeard in security drew his tazer on me for going 16mph in the empty parking lot.

by niceasimov May 18, 2018

Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

goatery

A word meaning multiple goatish things done in a short time span

Wesley and Josh we’re playing brawl stars and there was a lot of goatery going on

by west lee November 7, 2019