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gooch

Killing someone using unfair game advantages in the Blitz Survival Games.
Lucho_Star: How did you die? The kid was so trash LOL!
Puct: He gooched on me bro.
Lucho_star: Cancel the gooch
by wordgodongod November 15, 2020
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gooch

the part on a male's body between the ass and the penis. it is pinkish in color and usually smells as it retains some of the scent after a bowel movement. it is not so hairy and is less sensitive than the balls or penis.
i shaved my gooch because i lost a bet.
by ny raider fan April 11, 2006
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the hairy piece of skin connecting your asshole to your balls also known as the wibbum round my ways
dude my cocks gone purple, last night some bitch kicked me in the gooch
by My name isn't important September 2, 2005
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Gooch

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009
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The patch of skin between your balls and butthole.
Prevent the cock block from showing the cock blocker your gooch.
by stomp dat shit July 19, 2008
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gooch

the part between the ballsack and the piehole......nasty stuff but its from jackass the movie so who fucking cares you know
"fuck off you gooch"

quote michael mckeown on the bus home from school " i stroke ma velvet gooch percy"

"how does naw gobble yer gooch" quote kyle in his excellent poem " how does naw! "
by its all me biatch!!! May 28, 2006
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gooch

In the interest of breaking up the chorus for a moment, it's short for 'Agnes Gooch'. Peggy Cass (actress) played Agnes Gooch in the 1958 film 'Auntie Mame'. Boring I know, but I have to wonder if Patrick Dennis, the author, didn't pick that name on purpose.
Gooch! Could you get the phone please? ... What? Why not?
by Hayseed April 13, 2006
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