Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

GOOB

GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.

by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021

Goob

a dumb ass nigga

Friend - “can you fold water? “

Me - “What nigga, You a goob bro!!”

by Jenna tulls January 16, 2018

Goob

An adversary that is unskilled, or low level, and relatively easy to defeat. (Mostly used in role playing games.)

There are two armed men guarding the door; not to worry they're goobs.

by Q. B. Foxx September 7, 2010

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023