goat

1.the best animal in the world!
2.the ex goat, dan, who Crystal loves

1. OMG theres a goat!! AWWW its SOOOO cute!!
2.Look at ex goat! hes so gay!!

by Blonde Jew October 28, 2004

goat

what elitists worship as well as have sex with

hey you dang crazy rich people get off the goat and stop worshiping satan

by saddened by life December 6, 2003

The Goat

Also known as the "devil horns", "Satan horns", or "heavy metal hand".
Index and pinky finger fully extended, thumb accross middle fingernail.

That punk ass poseur doesn't even know how to throw the goat.

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011

goat

When you tuck your balls and cock between your legs and get everyone to look at it then call them all fags.

See movie Waiting. Fags and Grab ass'n
You are a king amoung men if you can pull off the goat.

by CUTTAH April 22, 2006

goat

-a fag or someone who is gay
-someone who is really annoying and needs to go fall off a cliff
-This term is not a complement but infact and insult, i.e you do not want to be called a goat.
-to make this statement worse you may want to add "mountain goat", this makes you even gayer than a goat

"Jeez, you are the biggest goat I have ever met! You need to go eat some shit."

by compliments of KS/AP March 10, 2005

goat

The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!

12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).

by majoe January 23, 2011