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Omega Gaylord

An Omega Gaylord is someone who is a collection of various fruits and gayness. Someone who is gay everytime they see someone therye a doush and or dick. Omega Gaylord isnt a real gay person just someone we would call a fag.
Kanye: Hey mikey whats up?

Mikey: Fuck you! Ass Face!

Kanye: Your an Omega Gaylord!
by IM NOT JUSTIN BEIBER! March 4, 2011
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Gaylord

izzie is a gaylord
by izzieis a gaylord123 July 24, 2018
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The best flavor of gatorade and the best Instagram account. (Follow @grape.gatorade)
Grape gatorade is better than Lemon-Lime
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gaylord

A card game with the sole intention of getting drunk. The number of players required is 2 and up. People mix themselves drinks (usually vodka+juice/sprite/coca etc.) and sit in a circle around a deck of cards. Players start pulling cards in a circle till the deck runs out. Then you start all over again. Every card has a specific meaning agreed upon before starting the game.

Some common rules are:
Queen: women drink (a sip)
King: guys drink
Ace: the taker picks who drinks
2: the taker + one other drinks
3,4,5: the taker + x others drink

Other common rules include bathroom card, "I went on a holiday and with me I packed..." (the loser drinks), a card that empowers the taker to make up a new rule (the more confusing the better) etc.
Example 1.
teener 1: "Hey there's a bottle of Katjusha her, anyone up for gaylord?"
teener 2: "Yaaay!"

Example 2.
Johnny was late for work the other day due to playing gaylord till early hours.
by Milli3434 February 7, 2010
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gayloaded

A funny term for when syndicated shows(almost always anime if not always!) gets reloaded and starts over from the first episode.
"Dammit, did you see what happened to Cowboy Bebop?"

"Yeah, they fucking gayloaded the show AGAIN!"

"Man does that suck, I haven't been this pissed since I watched the Saiyan saga for the third fucking time!"
by toxee August 19, 2004
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Gaylord

1-A small city in Michigan, Nickname: The Alpine Village.
2-A name. Damn, who is that crazy to name a child "Gaylord?" If i meet the dads of the child named "Gaylord" i would beat them up. C'mon, Gaylord?
3-The ultimate insult, can't be beat by another gay insult; used to make stupid people shut up.
Jeff:Drake, why don't you invite Shaw for a date? She is the most beauty girl in the college, and she likes you. If you don't like her, you are a big gaylord.
Drake: Hmm.. Um... I don't like her! She is a whore without fashion style!
Everyone: GAYLORD! DRAKE IS A GAYLORD!
Shaw: EWWW, i wanted to date a gaylord!
Drake: NO! I'M NOT A GAYLORD. FUCK YOU!
by TheUltimateUrbanCanadian June 6, 2014
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Gaylord

Sir, tell this gaylord to get out my seat! *gets relocated*
by 771209 February 19, 2019
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