Gronk

Noun: A boss in muck by dani.
Verb: Slicing someone's dick off.

Someone: I hate gronk
Other Guy: Yeah, he gronked me.

by MunshunMan March 5, 2023

Gronk cunt

Usually the type of person to crash your vx Holden commodore into a fence

Steven: mate that gronk cunt crashed my vx into a fence aye

Micheal: actual

Steven: yeah full on

by Full on aye June 27, 2020

Gronk

A total tryhard who thinks they are all that,but completely oblivious to everybody else's views of them.

Look at this Gronk on the dancefloor who actually thinks the girls are digging him

by UpnAdam82 June 10, 2022

Gronk

Someone who uses the cheat codes on gta and claims to be better than someone who didn’t and uses the credit to rob old lady’s of money but needs someone else to do it cos they are not sophisticated enough to speak to the upper classes.

That dumb gronk is demanding money off my mum but is calling her using a voice modulator that makes his voice sound like mine

by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021

Gronk

a scrotum after nicking ones balls and dick after shaving

Person 1: "oh shit, are you sure that's normal?"
Person 2: "I gave myself a Gronk on accident"

by 2hzh April 22, 2022

gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus

Tully just gronked

by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018

Gronk

An absolute fucking wanker nobody loves and is dead inside

The ibis is a picnic-wreaking gronk

by Psidonym September 30, 2018