while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub
by CAPTAIN HAPPY TITS May 15, 2010
One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.
You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"
by pstage May 13, 2008
a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.
Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!
by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006
by JThungstrom July 07, 2006
Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.
by Tina Sperm Cleana November 08, 2011
A person who gets off from choking on a slimey piece of shit untill it ends up in their stomach later to be shat out and re-enjoyed by another sick fuck.
Chris - petey you little log gobbler wtf did you do to my welcome home mat.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
Pete - i was log gobbling on your front porch when things got out of hand.
Chris - never ever return to my house.
by buttpirateee101 August 24, 2009