Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014

funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

funeral funny

The inability to control your self from laughing at inappropriate moments such as at an inside joke during a funeral, or at someone's expense when they have tripped and fallen down on the sidewalk. You know it is WRONG, but you just can't help yourself.

I cringed as I finished saying it. And I had to sit there for the next ten minutes, fighting off the giggles and the "wrongness" of laughing inappropriately at a moment like that. It was just plain funeral funny.

by Rockafish July 20, 2016

Funeral-Istic

Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.

1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

2.

by wolfles August 15, 2015