fuengo

When an old lady tries to dance with you

Awe man I almost got fuengo'd at that bar by skeleton lady.

by FD0gg September 8, 2009

Fuentes

A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.

I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned

by HarderRetard May 18, 2020

caca fuego

When Sir Francis Drake went over to Spain,

the Spanish called his boat "caca fuego,"

or "fire-shitter."

Grande La Chinga !!! Esta el caca fuego !!!

Vamonos andele pinchi ahorita !!!

Que la chingando !!!

by Johnny Lingas May 7, 2011

Team Fuego

Team Fuego is the defending champs from the 2008 NBPA (National Beer Pong Association) World Series, broadcasted on ESPN "the Ocho" . Crack and Evil possess God like skills in beer pong and talking smack to unworthy competitors.

If you're reading this, it means you most likely just got demolished at the beer pong table... Terms such as "Vukich for threeeeee" "You lose!" "In ya face!" and "NEXT!!!!" will haunt you for the rest of the night...Just take this time to sign up again, wait your turn and dread the next time you play us.

Vukich for threeeeeeeeeee!! "Damn Team Fuego just won again!"

by CracknEvil April 9, 2009

cojones en el fuego

When the need for a cold beer bottle resting in your crotch has to be satisfied.

Scott sought relief with bottle of "The Poet" for his cojones en el fuego...

by Sons of The Old Northwest November 22, 2011

Mr. Fuentes

Mr. Fuentes is really chill guy

Mr. Fuentes is very funny

by snoody355 June 1, 2018

Dirty Fuentes

The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.

Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!

by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009