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Flute Chaser

One of an extremely homosexual nature to a point where that person is actually so outwardly homosexual, it is almost as if they are willing to rip off the pants of a person of the same sex. The term flute is used loosely due to the idea of the "skin flute" or penis. Therefore, a flute chaser is one who pursues the penis.
Anthony wasn't invited to the party because he's a flute chaser, I saw him stick a cucumber in his ass and say WHOOO!!
by BullyNinja March 4, 2009
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magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)
My girlfriend played my magic flute.
by Cephas January 14, 2005
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Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.
Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.
Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.
by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019
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contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.
Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
by i'm ace August 15, 2017
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doushe flute

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor
by Heinousness March 4, 2018
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zute flute

a bong, something to get zooted/high with
You ain't looking too good today, hittin up the zute flute already?
by JettingVan May 21, 2011
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