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Texan Flamingo

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.
Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.
by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016
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rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.
When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018
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Pink Flamingo

the act of performing oral sex on one leg for a significant length of time, to the point where the mouth and lips of the giver are numb and pink in color
Lorrie gave some great one legged head for over 45 minutes, man was she ever a pink flamingo.
by tigert May 27, 2012
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Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.
by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021
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Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.
by Huff dawg January 20, 2009
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Flaming Flamingo

lighing your dick on fire and putting it in a girl
Billy has issues so he pulled a flaming flamingo on his gf when he found out that she gave him herpes
by Sam Schley May 22, 2009
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flying flamingo

your an idiot for not knowing wat a flying flamingo is.
by DontWorry Boutdat December 20, 2008
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