Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010
Get the Filipino Bacon Wrap mug.Filipinos always think that ABS-CBN is better than GMA, or vice-versa. Either way, it's pointless and stupid to argue about stuff like that. Both stations suck, anyway.
by papasmith June 2, 2010
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the charicteristically large and tan penis belonging to a man of Filipino decent.
Disgrepancies on the size in relation to the ethnic group relate directly to mixtures in bloodlines, with more and more prevalent influxes of Asian interbreeding among native populations.
It is typically above 7.5 inches on the low average, with many scared differently from undergone traditional adolescent circumscisions implimented through various uses of bamboo.
Disgrepancies on the size in relation to the ethnic group relate directly to mixtures in bloodlines, with more and more prevalent influxes of Asian interbreeding among native populations.
It is typically above 7.5 inches on the low average, with many scared differently from undergone traditional adolescent circumscisions implimented through various uses of bamboo.
by Professor Anon July 5, 2009
Get the filipenis mug.1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.
Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Filipino Box Spring Hog mug.many fillipinos i know dont use shaving cream. Instead applying water to their face and proceding to shave
those flips Romulas and joe are too cheap to buy shaving cream so they just go for the fillipino shave
by Zach Gormley March 8, 2008
Get the fillipino shave mug.A species of human that will always try to say "Putang ina" in every kind of sentence. Mostly found in top grossing games talking about their level of expertise in the game, such as Dota 2, and more importantly Rules Of Survival and Crossfire. Most of the bulk of these species reside in the realm of Facebook, with most memes being uploaded as their profile pictures and conducting large arguments on facebook groups Lastly, they have their "Filipino pride" with them whenever you insult their country, which is best done by avoiding these types of human.
1. Oh my god dude, you're such a Filipino. Quit arguing about anything and let's eat.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.
2. John. Your kids are afraid of you. Your wife left you for another man. Stop being a Filipino and fix your stuff dammit.
by ForlornOfTheWoods January 21, 2019
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Looks:
Dark hair, tan skin, short height, flat nose (mostly but it suits our looks, anyway), simply beautiful, and sexy! :D
Attitude, interests, etc.
*Ofcourse, I'll say Filipinos are really nice because I'm a filipino lol. But seriously, most of us really are. Sure, there are some who are not but every country has a good and not that good citizens, right?
*We've got a great sense of humor, I'll assure you. We love joking around and stuff even if its corny, we still laugh at it. We always laugh as if its our last day:)
*Filipinos love to have fun; specifically speaking, anything that includes food, music and a lot of friends. You have no idea how much we love eating! XD
*We value the people around us so much. We treat our friends as a family.
*About accent thingy, I dont know but I think we are really good at that. I mean, we can speak english well, most of us even fluently. We can even speak in other countries' accent; meaning, we dont sound so trying hard when speaking in other's language lol.
*Tagalog is our main language, but there are so much more in the Philippines. I honestly dont even know most of them because there's really a lot.
*Some Filipinos have the foreign faces, even if they are naturally born Filipino. Well, simply amazing :3 :D
*We are so nice but, dont. ever. seriously. mess. up. with. us. We are kinda mean, in case of emergency. :p
*And especially, we have a great faith in the Lord. We value it so much. :)
Looks:
Dark hair, tan skin, short height, flat nose (mostly but it suits our looks, anyway), simply beautiful, and sexy! :D
Attitude, interests, etc.
*Ofcourse, I'll say Filipinos are really nice because I'm a filipino lol. But seriously, most of us really are. Sure, there are some who are not but every country has a good and not that good citizens, right?
*We've got a great sense of humor, I'll assure you. We love joking around and stuff even if its corny, we still laugh at it. We always laugh as if its our last day:)
*Filipinos love to have fun; specifically speaking, anything that includes food, music and a lot of friends. You have no idea how much we love eating! XD
*We value the people around us so much. We treat our friends as a family.
*About accent thingy, I dont know but I think we are really good at that. I mean, we can speak english well, most of us even fluently. We can even speak in other countries' accent; meaning, we dont sound so trying hard when speaking in other's language lol.
*Tagalog is our main language, but there are so much more in the Philippines. I honestly dont even know most of them because there's really a lot.
*Some Filipinos have the foreign faces, even if they are naturally born Filipino. Well, simply amazing :3 :D
*We are so nice but, dont. ever. seriously. mess. up. with. us. We are kinda mean, in case of emergency. :p
*And especially, we have a great faith in the Lord. We value it so much. :)
*A filipino went to his/her friend's house*
Filipino: Uyy! Anong meron dyan? (Yo, what do you have there? -- *talks about food hahaha*)
Actually, we are proud to be a really food lover! :) At least, we dont get so fat. :p
Filipino: Uyy! Anong meron dyan? (Yo, what do you have there? -- *talks about food hahaha*)
Actually, we are proud to be a really food lover! :) At least, we dont get so fat. :p
by @joisu_an October 11, 2013
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