festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."

"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."

by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007

festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

polyester fester

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

by StephD134 September 26, 2007

feline fest

the female version of a sausage fest.
when the number of females largely outnumbers the number of males

where are the guys at? oh that's right, i forgot we're having a feline fest.

by Bri K. June 28, 2010

Period Fest

A girls night out... No boys allowed

John to his girlfriend: Hey babes what you doing tonight?
Johns girlfriend: Oh the girls and I are having a girls night out, no you cant come with us!
John: Oh so its a period fest.

by GreatOne987 May 13, 2010

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

Muffin Fest

large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).

We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight

by dimrod80 June 14, 2013