Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.

Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.

by Brain Bane June 3, 2017

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my October 12, 2016

Facebook

the 21st century Homewrecker

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
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"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"

by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012