A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
Get the facebookmug. Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by dw13my October 12, 2016
Get the facebookmug. A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
Get the facebookmug.