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Facebook

A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
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Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
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facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
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Facebook

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011
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facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.
by dw13my October 12, 2016
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Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
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facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
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