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facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
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Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
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facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
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facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
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Facebook

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017
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Facebook

by Jj299 December 27, 2011
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