Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!
Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!
by N.B.C December 24, 2008
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Frosted tits

Cumming on your partners tits.
Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now
by CNF6666 April 15, 2016
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Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?
by FrostyBB April 16, 2010
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frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011
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Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.
I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.
by HomoSnail September 20, 2016
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Frosting Face

a female that wears too much make-up, commonly found on pubescent teens or any woman with bad skin.
Q: How was that chick you were talking too?
A: She looked good at first, then I saw that she had frosting face....yuck.
by A-Jacks February 1, 2007
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frosted pancake

A term to describe ejaculating on a woman's chest while she is laying on her back (tits are the pancakes, cum is the frosting).
Quoted in the Steel Panther track "You're beautiful when you don't talk" - "..so it's one more frosted pancake, and I'll be on my way..".
by Drumming_fool April 21, 2016
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