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Fred Durst

A Try hard wannabe rocker/rapper from the commercially fucked up Limp Bizkit

Durst is known for his fucked up lyrics such as "i did it all for the nookie" and "i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside" <-- FUCKEN RIP OFF FROM NIN

This man should be avoided like the plague and if seen should be kicked in the sack, doused in petrol and set on fire!
A complete and utter fuckhead from Jacksonville who wares pants that dont fit him and has his hat on backwards
by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004
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fred phelps

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.
Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.
by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006
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fuckwit fred

insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.
local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!
by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005
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Friendly Fred

A fart that tickles the back of your ball sack while you are sitting down.
"I felt a huge fart coming in the middle of class, so I leaned back a little, and I felt that Friendly Fred tickle the back of my ball sack!"
by MrFancyPanys612 December 21, 2008
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Fred and Sharon

An old married couple that are youtube celebrity sensations. Fred and Sharon "supposivly" run a movie production business in Kelowna, Canada. Their homemade movies that include sad attemtps at animation are so bad and pathetic that they're actually funny (dry humor funny) ...hence Fred and Sharon have become a youtube hit! It takes talent to be that pathetically funny. They have over 20 videos on youtube. These movies include "Who Needs a Movie?" where they try to promote their movie production business.

The "BIG" question that many people ask is "Are Fred and Sharon being for real, or are they just genius comedians and the jokes on us?"
Fred and Sharon:

Sharon: (bored dull voice) Fred our anniversarys coming up. Lets make a movie so we can send it to your mother and family.

Fred: (old canadian voice.) Great idea. We could put it on a DVD or even send it over the internet.

(NOTE: Their dull scripts (such as this brief example) pathetic humor can only be really understood if you actually watch the videos...)
by BIZZAREEEE July 2, 2009
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K-Fred

Verb: To K-Fred

To involve oneself in mischievous behavior, such as riots, obstruction of justice,vandalism, fighting security guards at minor league baseball games, and/or passing out and waking up in a mental hospital.
Dude, I totally K-Freded last night.....I woke up in a mental hospital.
by absolm February 25, 2011
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Fred the Manikin

A character in the movie I Am Legend. Fred is a manikin set up by Robert Neville (Will Smith) to act as a human stand-in as he is the last man on earth.

A following has been following Fred as people have noticed a slight head-movement from the plastic manikin, along with his torso suddenly and subtley rising after he was shot by Robert.

Most say the head movement was to illustrate Robert Neville's going insane as something that hasn't moved in three years was suddenly someplace else. And the rising torso is that it was shot down into a puddle, making it bob.
Dude, I think there's a Fred the Manikin around, I think I just saw something move!
by Dutch Kid July 1, 2008
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