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ap european history

gay class with a shit load of reading
time to go to sleep
long nights of no sleep
class that you will fail and make you fail all of your other classes
shit theres a test tomorrow?
yeah! i heard its 100 fill in the blank questions
i have ap european history
by 0range hat June 30, 2010
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European Hair Weave

Hair extensions attached to small cornrows in the hair. Special care needs to be taken as you should not pull European Hair very tight when plaiting it.
you can get European Hair Weave done in places like weave got style. They do fabulous human hair extensions.
by HotChick22 December 1, 2010
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european teacup

Filling up someone's mouth with pee while their head is titled back then sipping the pee out like their mouth is a teacup.
I gave this girl a european teacup last night. I just ate asparagus so it was a bit funky.
by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015
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European Standoff

Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.

Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')

See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.
Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?

Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.
by Rotcerid May 15, 2016
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European Gangbang

When the Germans unite with the Russians and fuck the shit out of Poland.

Also used when you get gangbanged in Europe by two strangers.
"Hey man, my daughter just got kidnapped.
She's probably getting European Gangbanged"
by j suus January 10, 2017
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european mount

Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."

Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."
by Davi-Anne Erabeth September 30, 2017
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European Royalty

tyrants of German descent born from incest
Queen Elizabeth II is a member of the European royal family. Her husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, Duke of Edinburgh, is her father's second cousin through Christain IX of Demark. That is the European Royalty
by Anoymous_u April 2, 2019
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