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England Is My City 

The city of England which Nick Crompton is from

England is my city 

A shitty historical quote from the worst song in history, "It's Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul and Team 10. The quote was founded by a fat, 22 year old female named Nick Crompton from the city of England.
England is my City is the shittiest quote I've ever heard.

England is my city 

An extremely important quote by the famous philosopher Jake Paul. And to all of you who think Nick Crompton was responsible for the quote, watch this: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTKT1YAFa0
Jake Paul: ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Random guy: And Africa is my local supermarket

England's Wang 

Another Word for the county of Cornwall

(look at a map)
Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?

Bob: Cornwall, on the train

Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang

Bob: Pretty Much
England's Wang by loddonlol April 25, 2010

England Band 

Bunch of "loyal" fans, generally regarded as attention-seeking atmosphere-killers employed by the English Football Association to play at England matches. Home and away. Possibly the most infuriating, pointless, mind-numbing collaboration of idiots the world has ever seen. They have an extensive repertoire of four songs, one of which they can't play properly. Their renendition of the "Great Escape" theme has been going on for about eight years now, it has never once been appropriate. No one likes them anymore, their kitsch, camp appeal died after the first three matches. They have ruined the incredible support England once had, as you can't sing along to any of their tunes, even if you wanted to. They killed the singing of "Three Lions", one of the great footballing anthems, and for that alone they should be arrested. Sitting next to them in a match is akin to chinese water torture.

Did you enjoy England's win 7-0 over Germany in the World Cup final?

No, that pissing England Band spoiled it again.

England's Largest Off-Licence 

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.
I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.