Emo Kid

A young middle schooler who realized that punk was bullshit but did not make a step further. Emo kids (also known as "stupid scenester punks") act depressed 24/7, key word is act. These young souls are often seen at Salvation Army Outlets, "shows" (what emo kids call concerts) and at Hot Topic. They only listen to music and bands that no one has heard of, because ofcourse if someone else knows about these bands, they obviously have sold out and now suck.
"I like my emo kid with a side of tissues and candy ass."
by Jason K March 01, 2004
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somewho cries about there girlfriend/boyfriend breaking there heart, write poetry to girls makes up sng bout them, and is very emotional...aka lianna/myers/emo john and more
"if myers had a baby, it would be a emo kid" ---jay renoff

"cry me a river"
by matt myers April 06, 2003
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Dammit, where'd I put my The Used album (essential for every emo kid)........WHAM!
by Akhmed April 04, 2006
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Okay, well, this is getting really annoying. But I'll explain this crap anyhow...

Emo Kids: Melodramatic kids who: wear black regardless if it's summer; cut themselves; put too much eye makeup; have choppy haircuts (that make them look like they haven't brushed their hair their whole lives).

Music: Listen to bands who sound like they're tigers about to feast on a Thanksgiving meal. But they're actually screaming about how "terrible" their lives are and how their hearts are "broken" and they cannot find another girl/boy in their lives ever again. Example: Brokencyde, Bullet For My Valentine (an example for an "emo" band name), etc.

Looks: Shop at Hot Topic. "Emo" kids wear usually all black clothes. Their shoes have either skulls on it, or it's a walking diary. Boys usually wear eyeliner and have black nail polish. I find that weird.
Girls have raccoon looking eye-makeup and hair that looks like they haven't brushed it for days. Also, girls usually dye their hair an abnormal color so people may make fun of them more. Boys AND girls must wear skinny jeans regardless the season.

Personality: "No one understands me. People make fun of me at school just because I'm different. Ughh....I just want to die." That explains a LOT.

Sexuality: Both sexes are usually bisexual. And the boys aren't afraid to show it...
regular boy: hey, are you wearing girl jeans?
emo boy: -closes eyes while listening to screaming- yes.
regular boy: ....that's pretty weird. are you gay?
emo boy: don't. talk. to. me. -sighs- you just don't understand...

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by Hazel-yyy July 22, 2009
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Sad creatures of the dark. These kids hate sun light and for them it's illegal to be happy or ever smile. They are usually seen wearing clothing of their favorite bands (lots of black) and will most likely have dyed hair (mainly black or sometimes colorful streaks). They're mainly found in groups of other emo kids writing music, lyrics, or poems about their sad lives that they can't go on living.
Wow, those kids over in the shadows look sad for no reason...they must be emo kids...
by Tacy tay June 22, 2005
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Emo kids are mentally ill people who are always depressed, feel rejected or hated.

Usually they have the appearance as a goth only more depressed and tipped over. Some emos get so upset with their live they will inflict pain on themselves such as using Exacto blades to cut themselves with. This is usually the first sign that the life they have is dangerous.

Emos are generally idiots in my opinion, because they never look at the bright side of things and always push downwards and listen to depressing stressful music instead of nice classical or something other than "IM GUNNA FUKKIN DIE IF I DUNT SEE MAH LIFE GOING OVER WITH THE DEMONS OF SHIT!!! ROOOOAARRRRRR"
Emo kids are fucked, they need to stop buying modelling knives and start having fun, Besides drugs.

by Anti-bser-missile December 19, 2007
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There is no such thing! Like unicorns, emo kids do not exist. I know that most of you have heard this but it has to be said again. EMO IS SHORT FOR EMOTIONALLY CHARGED HARDCORE PUNK. Can you be emotionally charged hardcore punk? Hmm? Hmm? ..... Yeah. Thought so bitch. Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for emotional. People who wear vagina pants, faded band tees & fringes aren't emo. They are called scenesters.
Scenesters are commonly mistaken for emo kids by retarded posers.
by chloe<3 September 12, 2006
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