A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet
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by Mega fucking chad November 24, 2021
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Get the Emil mug.An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.
-I slapped that bitch Emil once.
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