Dysflexia

The thought that someone is flexible but from others prospectives they are not

With the big gymnastics meet coming up Jen was practicing all the time. She had not been very good but her heart was in this one. At the end of practice Coach told Jen she had Dysflexia and she would never make it in this sport.

by pjregan August 31, 2016

Dyslaxic

Being bad at, or doing poorly at Lacrosse.

Chad is doing so poorly at the LAX games, he must be dyslaxic.

by LCWCD January 25, 2011

Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

dyslexicly

Reading, saying, typing, or thinking something in a way that a Dyslexic might do. For example: Reading "Taylor Swift" as "Saylor Twift" or getting left and right or east and west mixed up.

"The address is 1631 East Bridle Street. Sorry, I meant 1361 East Bridle Street. I read that dyslexicly." dyslexic dyslexia lysdexic dylsexia

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017