I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 1, 2014

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dyson

1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers

ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.

haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson

it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson

by magandy January 4, 2008

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Dyjon • dyson • Dylon • dajon • Dymond • Dyon • dijon • dymon • DrJonny • dujon

dymonique

A girl that is sexy and loves basketball she is on a basketball team and she has lots of friends she loves guys that are sexual and good looking she is funny and kind she is a great friend so keep her around she loves the rap game she is a she has to best friends named Christina and kiyah

Dymonique is cute

by Nayeli Johnson February 27, 2017

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Dirty Dijon

When you turn a girl on her back after fucking her, and take a shit on her back, except for lunch the guy had corn. Giving his shit a yellowish brown colour.

Pippa got dirty dijon-ed last night.

by teclovin' October 10, 2011

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